“Hey. Hello Honey. That is daddy. Is Mommy close to the cellphone?”

“No daddy. She is upstairs within the bed room with Uncle Paul.”
After a brief pause, daddy says: “however honey, you don’t have an uncle Paul.”

“Oh sure, mommy says I do and he’s upstairs with mommy within the bed room proper now.”

After a short while, daddy says: “Okay, then that is what I would like you to do. Put the cellphone down on the desk, run upstairs and knock on the bed room door and scream that daddy’s automotive simply pulled into the driveway.”

“Okay daddy, only a minute.”

A couple of minutes later the little woman comes again on the cellphone. “I did it daddy.”

“And what occurred honey?” daddy requested.

“Properly, mommy bought all scared, jumped out of the mattress with no garments on and ran round screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t transferring in any respect.”

“Oh my God!!!! And what occurred to your uncle Paul?”

“He jumped out of the mattress with no garments on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the again window and into the swimming pool. However I suppose he didn’t know that you simply took out the water final week and cleaned it.

He hit the underside of the pool and I feel he’s useless.

Lengthy pause … The daddy says, “Swimming pool? …. Is that this 486-5731?”

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