You should always be careful with alc0h0l. If you happen to drink too much, odds are that you’ll do something that you’ll regret in the morning. Or even worse, you could do something absolutely amazing and forget about it right afterwards…
I found this story earlier today and I just had to share it with you. The man wakes up with a disf!gured face, and only remembers fragments of the previous night. What happens next is… well, I won’t spo!l the ending for you!
A married man, Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night out drinking with the boys.
He doesn’t even remember how he got home from the party.
“Oh, damn,” he thinks to himself, wondering if he did something wrong the night before.
Jack had to f0rce himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of asp!rins next to a glass of water on the nightstand.
ShutterstockJack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He takes the asp!rins, and then cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Dear husband, last night you came home dr*nk and made a huge r*cket. But don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian”
He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is h0t breakfast, steaming h0t coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”
The truth is revealed
“Well, you came home after three in the morning, dr*nk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and br0ke it, and then you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”
Confused, he asks his son, “So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dr*gged you to the bedroom, and tried to take your pants off, you scre*med, ’Leave me alone, I’m married! I’m married!’”
Jack was so relieved that he started crying!
