The internet has brought us many things and memes haven’t been more popular. While there are plenty of clean memes, there are many sexy and naughty memes for adults that are just as hilarious.
Netflix and Chill is a naughty phrase most people are familiar with and think it’s time for an update, Sexy Memes and Chill. We scoured every naughty corner of the web for sexy adult memes and I hope you enjoy this compilation of 69 sexy memes!
1) Let the sexy adult memes begin!
“I’ll send you a picture of my [censored], she said. With cute panties, she said.”
“Anything is a vibrator if you’re brave enough.”
“Arousing you arouses me.”
“When she asks if you have a condom so you flash a chicken-flavored top ramen season packet and slide in raw AF.”
5) Warming up dinner with funny and sexy adult memes.
“When bae says warm up dinner.”
“Bae so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck!”
7) Serving sexy adult memes.
“Before sending nudes, ask yourself: Is it hot? Does it look good? Are you proud to serve it?”
“When you’re broke and she asks ‘so what you gon bring to the table?’”
“Call me a bra because I’m here to support you and touch your [censored].”
10) Nothing is off-limits with sexy adult memes.
“Can I eat your @$$?”
“I could go for one of your kisses right now.”
12) These sexy adult memes are also smooth as [censored].
“I have the sex appeal of a math book. Idk man, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say ‘[censored] me.’ That was smooth as [censored].”
“Do you suppose that the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said: ‘If you build it they will come.’”
“Don’t be sad, laundry…nobody’s doing me either!”
“Ever have sex while camping? It’s [censored] intents.”
16) There’s nothing fake about these sexy adult memes.
“When you fake moan and he say ‘Shut up n take this dick.’”
“You’re my favorite thing to do.” Get this sexy Valentine’s Day card from Etsy.
18) Don’t you just love funny and sexy adult memes?
“I only picked a fight so you would hate-[censored] me later.”
“Finding out stripper poles spin in place instead of strippers around the poles is the grown-up’s finding out Santa isn’t real.”
20) Flirting with sexy adult memes.
“Me flirting: Wanna suffer together? I thought you’d never ask.”
“I gently slid her panties to the side…so that I could fit the rest of her socks in the drawer.”
“Sometimes I get turned on just by seeing your name pop up on my phone.”
23) Smacking that @$$ with sexy adult memes.
“Every girl wants a guy who’s a polite dick…Someone to hold the door open for her but still smacks that @$$ as she walks in.”
“‘Girls like booty too.’ I’m the type of girlfriend to do [censored] like this.”
“If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, it’s fair to say his addiction got out of hand.”
26) Getting the encouragement you need with sexy adult memes.
“Guess who’s going to find a girlfriend this 2019. No matter how hard I try she still points over my left shoulder.”
“Guy: *gets blowjob*. Guy: Did u, [censored] babe.”
28) Sexy adult memes that are so good.
“Have u ever had sex so good when u think about it you feel it.”
“Her: Remember when we’d do this without the clothes? Him: Before cockblock over there ruined everything.”
30) More funny and sexy adult memes…
“When he’s uncircumcised.”
“His d*ck was so tiny I had to suck it like this.”
“Holy [censored], I think about you a lot.”
33) She’s perfect…
“If she’s honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt. Marry her, yesterday.”
34) …Now, let’s get back to sexy (and dirty) adult memes.
“Hot dog by the foot. Warning: Consuming raw or undercooked meats, may increase your risk of foodborne illness.”
“How normal people flirt: Wassup cutie. How I flirt: So…you like cheese?”
36) Sexy adult memes are lookin’ good.
“I forgot to turn off the flash.”
“I mean, I like him, but…Just wish he’d haul me over his lap and spank me.”
38) Sexy adult memes with a touch of dirty.
“I wanna blow it before you stick it in. Like a Nintendo cartridge.”
“If a bra is an ‘over the shoulder boulder holder’ then what would you call men’s underwear? Under the butt nut hut?”
“I’ll just assume neither of you has any bread. Ok cool.”
41) Sexy adult memes without the rug burn.
“This is Sally’s 3rd promotion this month. I don’t know how she does it!”
“Italian condoms are weird.”
“It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.”
“Just put the dick down.”
46) Keep calm with sexy adult memes.
“Keep calm because you are always on my mind.”
“Kiss my neck. Bite me. Pull my hair. Trace my spine. Hold me down. Use your tongue. Make me moan. Don’t stop til’ I’m shaking.”
48) Get fit with sexy adult memes.
“Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?”
“Dick riding tip #1: Spell COCONUT with your waist. Instructions unclear, dick stuck in coconut.”
50) Sexy adult memes that are straight-up dirty!
“Look! I can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend!!”
“When you lose your keys and you’ve looked almost everywhere.”
“Your love drives me crazy in such an awesome way.”
“Me: We’re gonna have to perform a cavity search. Her: But the detector didn’t even- Me. Ma’am, it’s just protocol.”
“My meat: 11:00pm, 11:10pm, 11:13pm.”
“Men look at [censored] for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.”
“M’lady it looks like you accidentally dropped your panties!”
“My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible to see if you’re up for a challenge.”
“I need to be touched. By you.”
“Good night…If you dream of me, remember, I like my hair pulled!”
“First thing you doing if you win $200 million? Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move.”
“Pizza guy: Looks like you’re dollars short, guess you’re gonna have to pay some other way. Me: Oh wait, I have another $10. Everyone else on the [censored] set:”
SpongeBob memes: “Me ready to smack my mans @$$ knowing damn well he isn’t gonna like it.”
“Me. Her. My rock-hard erection.”
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Blah…Blah…Blah…I want you.”
“Send nudes when you get home so I know you’re safe.”
“Sex o’ clock. Whenever, wherever.”
67) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of sexy adult memes…
“I shaved my [censored], you know what that means? Yeah, the [censored] drain is clogged again.”
“When she realizes it’s too late to spit it out.”