#4 Relationship Goals
The most important thing in every relationship is honesty. Loyalty is the best thing a person can ever gift to his or her partner. But when your partner isn’t loyal, your life is not less than hell.
This conversation will tell you how much it hurts. So a man calls up at his home and his daughter picks up.
“Hello?”
“Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
#3 The Brief Pause
The conversation here gets a little awkward because this man knows nobody with that name.
After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”
Brief Pause…
The man really got upset as he could imagine what his wife was doing upstairs with that unknown man. Can you imagine what happened next?
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#2 Angry Husband
After a brief pause, the man continues, “Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
The little girl replies, “Okay Daddy, just a minute.”
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.” “And what happened honey?” he asked.
Here starts the crazy part.
#1 The Crazy Part
What happened next is crazy. The girl replied, “Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”
“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?” The man asked. “He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.”
The man replies, “Swimming pool? …. Is this 486-5731?”
