Why are we the women, the only ones who suffer?!!
#13 While men just walk in and walk out of restrooms, we the women spend most of our lives waiting in queues at restrooms.
#12 When Mother Natures rains down hell on you..
And you wonder what you did wrong to deserve this pain.
#11 When you have your period going on and you sneeze..
The result is a bloodbath.
#10 The torment we are enslaved to everyday…
Because of the bra strap.
#9 The constant struggle between your sunglasses and hair..
Fight between those two and you are the one who suffers.
#8 Sometimes, showering is the greatest quest of all.
Water+cuts+need for shower=pain unlimited.
#7 That one face all women have when they apply mascara…
The price of beauty…
#6 Shoe problems
That’s when you realize looking beautiful comes at a prize.
#5 It isn’t easy for women using public restrooms.
No amount of layering is ever enough.
#4 When you have bra problems…
But still want to look pretty.
#3 The trademark of your visit to Sephora
And you still can’t decide which color is better!
#2 When you realize the universal truth that heels and grass will never get along together…
And leave a trail while you are at it for the gardener to hunt you down and make you pay.
#1 The ultimate test you will ever face in a restroom.
And you will fail.